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PostSubject: Funs & Jokes ~   Sun Nov 12, 2006 8:25 am

i post these pics for just fun...

Who can tell these two cars are not MM industrial zone's products?




Men's Thought !





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PostSubject: Re: Funs & Jokes ~   Sun Nov 12, 2006 8:32 am

i post these for all also, Thks dude!



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PostSubject: Re: Funs & Jokes ~   Mon Nov 13, 2006 5:26 pm

ကဲ ကဲ ညီအစ္ကိုတုိ႕ေရ အရမ္းအေပါ့သြားခ်င္ေနတုန္း ဒီလိုတိြဳင္းလက္ထဲ ေရာက္သြားရင္ လွည့္ျပန္ၾကမွာလား ဟင္........ ??????????????
ေသခ်ျမင္ရေအာင္ ပံုေလးကို ကလစ္ ႏွိပ္ၿပီးမွ ၾကည့္ၾကပါ... မ်က္ႏွာအမူအရာေတြကေတာ့ ေျပာင္တယ္ဗ်ိဳ႕... (all pictures i posted r thumbable clip, so u can zoom just click upon them! )





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PostSubject: Re: Funs & Jokes ~   Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:09 pm

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ကဲ ကဲ ညီအစ္ကိုတုိ႕ေရ အရမ္းအေပါ့သြားခ်င္ေနတုန္း ဒီလိုတိြဳင္းလက္ထဲ ေရာက္သြားရင္ လွည့္ျပန္ၾကမွာလား ဟင္........ ??????????????
ေသခ်ာျမင္ရေအာင္ ပံုေလးကို ကလစ္ ႏွိပ္ၿပီးမွ ၾကည့္ၾကပါ... မ်က္ႏွာအမူအရာေတြကေတာ့ ေျပာင္တယ္ဗ်ိဳ႕... (all pictures i posted are thumbable clip, so you can zoom just click upon them! )


i m sure that Se Thu , BBWM and Ye Gyi will use all basins if they have a chance to enter in that of Toilet ! Basketball ( a naw to ka tot shet lo ma pauk ye paung ) lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Funs & Jokes ~   Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:45 pm

အားလံုးပဲ ႏိုင္ငံျခားေရာက္ေနသူအမ်ားစုမို႕ အသံထြက္ျခင္းကြဲျပားပံုက ျဖစ္လာတဲ့ ဟာသေလးပါ...ေပ်ာ္ရႊင္ရယ္ေမာႏုိင္ၾကပါေစ...

One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel, in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast.she brings me only one piece. I tell her "I wanna two pieces". She say "Goto the toilet". I say "You don't understand, I wanna two pieces on my plate". She say to me: "You better not to piss on the plate, you sannawabitch". I do not even know this lady and she call me a sannawabitch!!
Later I go to eat at a lagger restaurant. The waiter brings me a Spoon and a knife but no fork. I tell her "I wanna a fork". and she tella me,"everyonewanna f.u.c.k". I tella her, "You don't understand me... I wanna f.o.r.k on the table".She say, "You better not to f.u.c.k on the table you sannawabitch".
So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet". He tell me to go tothe toilet. I say "You don't understand I wanna a sheet on my bed". He say, "You better not shit on the bed, you sannawabitch".
I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said, "Peace on you" and I say, "Piss on you too, you sannawabitch." I gonna back to Italy!
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PostSubject: Re: Funs & Jokes ~   Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:01 pm

သူငယ္ခ်င္းတို႕ေရာ ေသာက္ၿပီးရင္ ဒီလိုျဖစ္ေလ့ရွိပါသလား...ေဟ့ ကိုစည္သူ ဘယ္ေရာက္ေနလဲ...ေျဖပါဦး... အဟီး...

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PostSubject: Re: Funs & Jokes ~   Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:24 pm

Birth Control



Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop; with them are their
12 children.



A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives,
they find it overloaded and only the wife and her 12 children are
able to fit in the bus.



So the husband and the blind man dedcide to walk.



After a while the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick
of the blind man and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of
rubber at the end of your stick, that ticking sound is driving me
crazy!"



The blind man replies,

"If you would have put a rubber on the
end of YOUR stick, we'd be on the bus right now, so shut the hell up...!
End

I copied it from here ...

http://www.ayinepan.com/jokes/

Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Funs & Jokes ~   Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:06 am

thanks for ur post Ko Zarni !
it's made me funny ! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Funs & Jokes ~   Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:58 am

I was a very happy person.

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me .. it was her beautiful younger sister.


My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini-skirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts.
It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!




With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."



And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car!



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PostSubject: Re: Funs & Jokes ~   Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:02 am

Sai Nanda wrote:
I was a very happy person.

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me .. it was her beautiful younger sister.




My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini-skirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts.
It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!






With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."



And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car!



Have Fun !
good job..........Man!
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PostSubject: Re: Funs & Jokes ~   Sat Dec 02, 2006 3:48 pm

ဒါလဲ ေမး(လ) ကတစ္ဆင့္ရတာပါပဲ... ရွိရင္တင္ၾကပါဗ်ာ... မသိေသးတဲ့သူေတြ ျပံဳးႏိုင္တာေပါ့...



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PostSubject: Re: Funs & Jokes ~   Sat Dec 02, 2006 3:51 pm

အဟိတ္ တိရိတ္ဆန္ေတြေတာင္ ဒီလိုေနႏိုင္ၾကေသးရင္ ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႕ လူသားေတြကေရာ............... confused confused confused






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PostSubject: Re: Funs & Jokes ~   Sat Dec 02, 2006 3:52 pm

ခ်စ္စရာ ေလးေတြပါ...

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PostSubject: Re: Funs & Jokes ~   Sat Dec 02, 2006 7:30 pm

ဘယ္သူမွလဲ ျပန္စာမလာ ဘာကြန္မန္႕မွလဲမေပး... ကၽြန္ေတာ္က ဆက္ၿပီးပံုေတြတင္...အင္း ဒါကိုက ဟာသ ျဖစ္ေနပါၿပီ...

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PostSubject: Cheers! Go on!   Sat Dec 02, 2006 9:18 pm

Cheers!
Go on!
I like animals' friendship.
Your funny pictures are also attracted!
I dare say you have made other members happy to some extent!
So
I can say that you have done a good job!
Please go on!
Cheers!
cheers

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PostSubject: Re: Funs & Jokes ~   Sat Dec 02, 2006 9:27 pm

Innovative idea of suicide



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PostSubject: Re: Funs & Jokes ~   Sun Dec 03, 2006 7:46 am

" Best Friend "

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PostSubject: Re: Funs & Jokes ~   Sun Dec 03, 2006 7:54 am

ဘာလို႕ ရံုးေနာက္က်ရတာလဲလို႕ ေဘာ့(စ)ကေမးရင္ ဒီပံုေလးျပလိုက္ရံုပဲဗ်ိဳ႕...


ကားရပ္ခ်န္ပီယံပဲ...


ေလယာဥ္ကြင္းမွာေတာ့ အဲလိုသြားမၾကိဳၾကပါနဲ႕ေနာ္...


ၾကမ္းတိုက္ရမွာ ပ်င္းတဲ့လူေတြအတြက္တဲ့...



သူတို႕သမတႀကီးလဲ အေဟာအေျပာေကာင္းပါတယ္ဗ်ာ...


အအိပ္မၾကမ္းရင္ေတာ့ အုိေကပါပဲ... အင္း...


ကၽြန္ေတာ္ျဖင့္ ဒီပံုကိုျမင္လိုက္ေတာ့ ျမန္မာ့မီးသတ္ရဲေဘာ္ေတြမ်ားလားလို႕... စိတ္ပူသြားတာပါ...
တို႕ျမန္မာေတြ ဒီေလာက္မဆိုးပါဘူးဗ်ာ...


ဒီတစ္ေယာက္ကေတာ့ မ်က္ႏွာပ်က္ စရာေတြျဖစ္ကုန္ၿပီ...


က်န္တာကေတာ့ ျပံဳးစရာေလးေတြပါ...


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PostSubject: Re: Funs & Jokes ~   Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:16 am

ဒါကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႕ ႏိုင္ငံကလမ္းမ်ားလား...

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PostSubject: Re: Funs & Jokes ~   Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:34 am

a happiest man

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PostSubject: Re: Funs & Jokes ~   Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:24 pm

saisantun wrote:
a happiest man

wow gr8 paint bro,
i can feel something pleasure from this picture.(according to ur topic it may b father spirit)
in pratice, it's really seldom to sleep well like them peacefully and soundly.
we can easily see their happy family life though they may b poor family. thanks ur post bro
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PostSubject: three daughters   Tue Dec 26, 2006 3:31 pm

A Mother had 3 virgin daughters.
They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but: "Nescafe"!
Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.
It said: "Good till the last drop”.


Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Rothmans"
Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the pack: "Extra Long. King Size"
She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.
Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "South African Airways"
Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for SAA.
The ad said: "Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways."
Mom fainted!
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PostSubject: Re: Funs & Jokes ~   Tue Dec 26, 2006 5:07 pm

wow really funny jokes !
hey dudes, u all should read !
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PostSubject: Re: Funs & Jokes ~   Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:10 pm

ကဲ ကြၽန္ေတာ္တို႕ ရည္းစားေတြအတြက္ အထူးထုတ္ထားတဲ့ ရီမုတ္ ကြန္ထရိုးပါ...
လိုခ်င္သူမ်ား ပီအမ္ျဖင့္ မွာၾကားႏိုင္ပါသည္...
(ကြၽန္ေတာ္ကေတာ့ ဓါတ္ခဲ မရွိလို႕ သံုးမရေသးပါ)...
Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy


ဖိုရမ္မွ ေမာင္ႏွမမ်ားအတြက္ပါ... မိန္းကေလးေတြ ဟုတ္မဟုတ္ေျဖၾကားေပးေစလိုပါတယ္...
ကဲ ညီအစ္ကိုတို႕ကေရာ အဲဒီစားသား မွန္ပါသလားဗ်ာ...


ႏိုင္ငံရပ္ျခားမွာ ညီအစ္ကိုမ်ားကို လမ္းညႊန္ဆိုင္းဘုတ္ေလးမ်ားျဖင့္ သတိေပးလိုပါတယ္...
အားလံုး ဂရုျပဳႏိုင္ၾကပါေစ...
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